Episodio 3: "Bad Moon Rising"
Caroline: Isn't killing cute defenseless animals the first step to serial killer?Stefan: Well, you sort of skipped serial killer and went straight to vampire.
Caroline: So what do I do when I see a rabbit?
Stefan: Chase it, catch it, feed on it.
Elena: Right. I forgot I was speaking to a psychotic mind that snaps and kills people impulsively.
Elena: You touch her and I swear I'll never speak to you again.
Damon: What makes you think that has any power over me? Cause I took an arrow in the back for you? You are severely overestimating yourself.
Damon: You know this whole pretending to hate me is getting a little silly.
Alaric: Why would I know anything about the Lockwoods?
Damon: Well, you wouldn't. But your dead not dead vampire wife might.
Caroline [to Stefan]: I haven't been in the sun for days, and everyone's at the swimming hole having fun, and Matt is there, and he finally told me that he loved me, but I've been blowing him off, and now you want me to eat bunnies, and I'm kind of freaking out okay?!
Damon [to Elena]: You and Katherine have a lot more in Katherine than just your looks.
Damon: I chipped a little bit off your wall of hatred.
Damon: You hated me before and we became friends. It would suck if that was gone forever.
Elena: Friends don't manipulate friends. They help each other.
Caroline: That doesn't vary much from your worried vampire look, neither of which vary from your hey-it's-Tuesday look.
Caroline: So you're saying now I'm an insecure, neurotic control freak... on crack?
Caroline: You want me to eat bunnies and I'm kind of freaking out.
Elena: This is Damon Salvatore, who you just show.
Damon: I'd be extra nice to me right now.
Elena: You're not gonna kill her.
Damon: Watch me.
Caroline: I don't get to choose the ring I have to wear the rest of my life?
Bonnie: Caroline killed someone. I can't make it easier for her to do that again.
Damon: If werewolves exist, where the hell are they?
Alaric: You did kill her brother.
Damon: There is a huge asterisk next to that statement: he came back to life.
Vanessa: Does vervain really work?
Damon: No, not at all.
Vanessa: Can he hear us?
Damon: No, that would be creepy.
Vanessa: Can he read minds too?
Damon: If you wanna see me naked, all you have to do is ask.
Damon: No, not at all.
Vanessa: Can he hear us?
Damon: No, that would be creepy.
Vanessa: Can he read minds too?
Damon: If you wanna see me naked, all you have to do is ask.
Damon: Katherine originally came from Europe. Petrova was her real name. Katerina Petrova to be exact.
