Episodio 1.02 - Night of the Comet

Episodio 2: "Night of the Comet"

Caroline: C**ky much?
Damon: VERY much.

Damon: It's good to be home. I think I may stay awhile.

Stefan: You wanna expose me?
Damon: No. I want you to remember who you are!

Vicki: I know you.
Damon: Well, that's unfortunate.

Elena: We met and we talked and it was epic. But the sun came up and reality set in.

Elena: We never go to the texting part.
Bonnie: That's an important part in any relationship.

Damon: We both know the closest you'll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.

Damon: Great gal. She's got spunk. You, on the other hand, look pooped.

Damon: I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.
Elena: He didn' tell me he had a brother.
Damon: Well, Stefan isn't one to brag.

Jenna: You and Stefan talked all night? There was no sloppy first kiss or touching of any kind?

Jeremy [to Tyler]: If you hurt Vicki one more time, I swear to God: I will kill you.

Elena: Dear Diary, this morning is different. I can sense it. Feel it.

Damon: You have no idea what came I'm about to play.