Episodio 1.04 - Family Ties

Episodio 4: "Family Ties"

Caroline: They look so cute together.
Damon: Don't talk. Please.

Damon: You're dead, dude. Get over it.

Caroline: Are you gonna kill me?
Damon: Hmm-mmm. But not yet.

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.

Elena: How do you look in a suit?
Stefan: I can pull one off.

Damon: You really need some human blood. It might even the playing field... football reference! Too soon?

Damon: I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me.

Damon: It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.

Stefan: Damon is trying to get you to turn against me.
Elena: Well then I guess it's working.

Elena: I burden you with all of my drama, and I want you to do the same.
Stefan: Thank you.