Episode 1.18 - Under Control

Episodio 18: "Under Control"

Damon: We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis. 

Stefan: I have this hunger inside of me that I've never felt in my entire life. 

Matt [to his mother]: I want you out of the house, and my life, by morning. 

Matt: Don't you get it? I'm better off without you. 

Alaric: You think John knew Isobel?
Damon: I think John knows a lot of things.

Damon: You probably ingest vervain, right
John: Why don't you take a bite? Find out.

Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun? 

Elena: You'd be surprised what Stefan can accomplish when he puts his mind to it. 

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me. 

Elena: The Gilberts aren't crazy.
Jeremy: Easy for you to say, you're not one.

Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know. 

Jeremy: Why does she hate you?
John: We used to sleep together.
Jenna: I'm standing right here! 

Alaric: I think Stefan is a good guy. But at the end of the day, he's still a vampire. 

Sheriff: His name is John, but I call him jackass. 

Damon: I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long.

Damon: Turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying yet.