Episode 1.22 - Founder's Day

Episodio 22: "Founder's Day"

Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Elena: You're welcome. 

Damon: I'm not a hero, Elena. I don't do good. It's not in me.
Elena: Maybe it is. 

Bonnie: You saw what I was able to do tonight. I know who I am now. If Damon spills one drop of human blood, I'll take him down. 

Damon: Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to. 

Jeremy: Even I can't remember why, I still feel empty, alone. Making me forget won't fix it.

Stefan: I try so hard to hate him, I guess it's just pointless.
Elena: You care about him, so do I. But I love, Stefan. 

Elena: I'm asking you not to.
John: That doesn't mean anything to me.
Elena: As my father, it should. 

Tyler: I said I was sorry.
Caroline: You made out with his mother and then you beat him to a pulp. You're gonna have to do a little better than "I'm sorry." 

Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor. 

Damon: It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl. 

Jeremy: Let go of me before I cause a scene.
Damon: You'd be unconscious before you got a word out. 

Elena: What can I do?
Jeremy: You can go to Hell, Elena. 

Elena : I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and the eye thing you do.
Damon: What eye thing?
Elena: Don't make me regret being your friend.