Episodio 2.09 - Katerina

Episodio 9: "Katerina"

Bonnie & Luka

Caroline: I'm a terrible liar... I'm even worse at duplicity.

Damon: She's in denial.
Stefan: Shut up, Damon.

Elena: The oldest vampire in the history of time is coming after me?
Damon: We're looking at a solid... maybe

Katherine: Witches and their spells. So many people to sacrifice.

Katherine [to Elena]: I will always look out for myself. If you're smart, you'll do the same.

Katherine: Living out of a suitcase is better than dying so you can have you blood spilled over a silly little rock.

Damon: If you're setting me up in anyway, I will rip your heart out and shove it own your throat. Something I'm very good at.

Rose: Being in love with your brother's girlfriend must be difficult.
Damon: I'm not in love with anyone.
Rose: Wanna try that again?

Elena [to Katherine]: It must be painful to dessicate and mummify. I can't even imagine.

Episodio 1.09 - History Repeating

Episodio 9: "History Repeating"

Elena: You don't have to push me away. I can do this.
Stefan: I can't.

Stefan: You're blaming innocent people for something that happened 145 years ago.
Damon: No one here is innocent!

Stefan: This isn't about love. This is about revenge.

Damon: I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
Stefan: I've heard that before.

Damon: What are we doing here?
Stefan: Bonding.

Caroline: Let's summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do.

Stefan: You could always just leave, find another town to turn into your own Gas 'n Sip.

Jenna: I've sworn off men forever, but it doesn't mean I can't observe them from a safe distance.

Bonnie: I'm gonna scream.
Damon: No. Don't do that. Let's stay on point.

Elena: A simple 'I didn't kill my brother text would have sufficed.'
Stefan: I didn't kill my brother.

Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.

Damon: I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.

Damon [on coffee]: It does dead flesh good.