Episodio 1.12 -Unpleasantville

Episodio 12: "Unpleasantville"

Bonnie: Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
Caroline: It's just a drizzle. 

Elena: You are so teaching me how to hand-jive. 

Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that. 

Jeremy: I'm stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea. 

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

Alaric: First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast! 

Stefan: There's another vampire in town. Until we found out who it is, we need to be careful. 

Alaric: Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real boss. 

Caroline: What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers? 

Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.