Episodio 1.13 - Children of the Damned

Episodio 13: "Children of the Damned"

Damon: The only one I can count on is... me.

Damon [to Anna]: Damn, you're strong for a little thing. 

Elena: You're a powerful witch goddess. Seize the day, Brumhilda. 

Bonnie [on Elena]: She's my sister. I'd die for her. 

Damon: Is she hot?
Jeremy: Yeah, but she can be weird.
Damon: Hot trumps hot. 

Stefan: You met Damon.
Alaric: Who do you think killed my wife? 

Alaric: I made a few discoveries about your town.
Stefan: So you show up like Van Helsing? 

Stefan [to Alaric]: I'm not gonna hurt you, unless you try that again. 

Stefan: Damon has no regard for human life. He enjoys inflicting pain on others. 

Damon: What happens to the bodies?
Katherine: I'll take them into the woods and the other animals will finish them off. 

Damon: If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it. 

Damon: I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it.