Episodio 2.07 - Masquerade

Episodio 7: "Masquerade"

Katherine: Something tells me that my witch is better than your witch.

Stefan Salvatore

Katherine: So, here we are: the brother who loved me too much and the only who didn't love me enough.

Damon: And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself.

Katherine: Have I mentioned how inconvenient your obsession for me as been?

Damon: You and me both, honey.

Damon: The second the spell is lifted, I'm gonna drive a stake right through your heart.
Katherine: God, you're heart. When did you get so hot?

Katherine: Do not sneak up on a vampire.
Lucy: Don't attack a witch.

Katherine: I'm impersonating my dull-as-a-dishwasher-doppelganger, Elena. She had the worst taste.
Lucy: Except in men.

Stefan: I had a chance to kill her and I hesitated.
Damon: Well, that is the fork in the road between you and me, my friend. I don't hesitate.

Katherine: How's John? Were they able to sew his fingers back on?

Jenna [on Jeremy]: He needs to have more fun. Lose some of that emo thing.

Katherine [to Matt]: God, you're hot. Now go away.

Jeremy: We're gonna kill Katherine.
Stefan: I can explain.
Bonnie: Please.
Stefan: We're... gonna kill Katherine.

Stefan: You aren't gonna kill Katherine... I am.

Katherine: Tell Damon and Stefan to give me the moonstone or I will rip this town apart until it rains blood.

Episodio 1.07 - Haunted

Episode 7: "Haunted"

Jeremy: Why does everyone have to die on me?

Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.

Caroline: I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

Damon: Come on Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended.

Damon: She's been couped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.

Damon: Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.

Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.

Vicki: I have a few new toys and I won't hesitate to rip your little head off.

Stefan: I'm not gonna let anyone get hurt.

Vicki: Why do I need to pee? I thought I was dead.

Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes.
Elena: But I'm not.
Damon: Yet.

Damon: I say snatch, eat, erase!

Jeremy [to Elena]: Your lips keep moving, I don't know why.

Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?!?

Vicki: All I can think about is blood!

Stefan: We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are.

Damon: Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?

Stefan: If you're so worried that someone is on to you, why don't you leave town, Damon?