Episodio 1.07 - Haunted

Episode 7: "Haunted"

Jeremy: Why does everyone have to die on me?

Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.

Caroline: I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

Damon: Come on Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended.

Damon: She's been couped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.

Damon: Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.

Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.

Vicki: I have a few new toys and I won't hesitate to rip your little head off.

Stefan: I'm not gonna let anyone get hurt.

Vicki: Why do I need to pee? I thought I was dead.

Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes.
Elena: But I'm not.
Damon: Yet.

Damon: I say snatch, eat, erase!

Jeremy [to Elena]: Your lips keep moving, I don't know why.

Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?!?

Vicki: All I can think about is blood!

Stefan: We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are.

Damon: Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?

Stefan: If you're so worried that someone is on to you, why don't you leave town, Damon?