Episodio 1.08 - 162 Candles

Episodio 8: "162 Candles"

Stefan: Everywhere that I go, pain and death follow. Damon follows. No more.

Stefan [on Damon]: I have to kill him.

Caroline: I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

Lexi: The famous Elena?
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: I've been called worse.

Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.

Damon: Stefan smiles. Alert the media!

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

Matt: Turns out Vicki is just like our mother. I can't count on either of them.

Damon: Do you have my crystal?
Caroline: No.
Damon: Then I'm not having a good time.

Stefan: Elena is warm and kind and caring and selfless and it's real. When I'm around her, I completely forget where I am.

Lexi: You'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever.

Bonnie: I'm a witch.

Bonnie: I need to swear you to secrecy.
Elena: It's sort of a bad week for that sort of stuff.

Bonnie: Are you gonna stay [in bed] forever.

Elena: Yup.

Damon: Why are you so mean to me? Lexi: Have you met you?

Lexi: It's not everyday a guy turns 162 years old.

Lexi: What's keeping her here? Stefan: I told you. Her name is Elena.