Episodio 2.08 - Rose

Episodio 8: "Rose"

Damon & Stefan Salvatore

Damon: I need to say it once. You need to hear it. I love you, Elena.

Stefan: I'm sorry.
Damon: About what?
Stefan: About being the guy that made you turn 145 years ago... what I did was selfish. I didn't wanna be alone. Guess I just needed my brother.

Stefan [on saving Elena]: I can't think of a better reason to die.

Damon: Elena know you've been drinking blood.
Stefan: I've been drinking hers.
Damon: How romantic.

Jeremy: When I'm worn down, I take a nap. You were unconscious.

Damon: The elephant in the room lets out a mighty roar.

Damon: Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch.

Stefan: You're coming with me?
Damon: It's Elena.

Rose: I know who you are. I said be quiet.
Elena: What do you want?
Rose [slap!]: I said be quiet.

Caroline: That werewolf road leads straight to vampire boulevard!

Episodio 1.08 - 162 Candles

Episodio 8: "162 Candles"

Stefan: Everywhere that I go, pain and death follow. Damon follows. No more.

Stefan [on Damon]: I have to kill him.

Caroline: I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

Lexi: The famous Elena?
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: I've been called worse.

Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.

Damon: Stefan smiles. Alert the media!

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

Matt: Turns out Vicki is just like our mother. I can't count on either of them.

Damon: Do you have my crystal?
Caroline: No.
Damon: Then I'm not having a good time.

Stefan: Elena is warm and kind and caring and selfless and it's real. When I'm around her, I completely forget where I am.

Lexi: You'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever.

Bonnie: I'm a witch.

Bonnie: I need to swear you to secrecy.
Elena: It's sort of a bad week for that sort of stuff.

Bonnie: Are you gonna stay [in bed] forever.

Elena: Yup.

Damon: Why are you so mean to me? Lexi: Have you met you?

Lexi: It's not everyday a guy turns 162 years old.

Lexi: What's keeping her here? Stefan: I told you. Her name is Elena.